There are some surprising men’s explanations of what testosterone does to them and the influence it has on their genitals. I believe them. (After all, someone had to think up all the jokes). These are their tales.

Traditionally, female sluts are admired by men and loathed by women, and male sluts are loathed by women and admired by men. Yet a change is occurring and we are beginning to relish just how good a clitoris can make you feel.

Imagine her lying in your bed, damp hair askew and begging you to fuck her again. Sounds more fairy tale than fantasy, doesn’t it? Not any more.

We all strive towards equality in our relationships and yet double standards are rife among the best of them. We all know that men have sex on the brain but a man who says ‘no’ can often be met with frank disbelief or even ridicule.

Once regarded as the last bastion of gay men, male arseholes are making a comeback. I have it on very good authority that prostate stimulation feels like ‘a long, continuous orgasm’ and is on par with – if not better – than ejaculation.

Welcome to the wonderful world of submission and domination. Sometimes referred to as topping and bottoming. Sounding kinky yet? Hell no!

Relationships don’t fail, per se – they merely change. If we stop giving ourselves such a hard time, yesterday’s changed relationships are fundamental to the happiness of our relationships today.

You’ve heard it before and you’ll hear it again – you will NEVER achieve orgasm unless you start masturbating.

If you’re not having an orgasm every time your boyfriend does, you’re running about average. Many women - including yours truly – have difficulty climaxing during normal, penetrative sex. But it doesn’t have to be that way!