Here's the rub on Erotic Massage

So you're looking for a massage with a bit of a twist? A "happy ending" if you will? The perfect way to relax! When we analysed the sexual interests of Adult Match Maker members, "massage" was one of the most popular. Maybe it’s something you're skilled at and enjoy sharing with your play partners, or perhaps you prefer to lie back and be massaged. But do you know exactly what sort of massage you're looking for? We want to give you the rub on erotic massage.

The thing is, not all erotic massage is the same and if you actually go to a specialist expecting a service they don't actually provide it can be a real disappointment to your day. So our sexpert has broken down the basics of erotic massage for you, so you can be sure to find the massage which will totally rub you the right way.

Nuru Massage

Nuru is Japanese for "slippery" and hoo boy that's pretty much exactly what this massage is. In a Nuru Massage both the masseur and the client are naked and covered in a specific type of massage oil made from seaweed and other minerals, with the masseur sliding and rubbing their oiled body over the client's oiled body, covering as much surface area as possible. While it can involve physical sex acts, it doesn't necessarily always have to, and was most likely invented to circumvent sex work laws and create erotic pleasure without breaking any rules.

Lingham Massage

A lingham massage is a massage that focuses entirely on the penis. Yep, you heard right, all about the dick! But not just the penis, all of that erotic area included and involved with the penis. The head, the shaft, the testicles, the scrotum, the perineum, the anus and the prostate.... All of those amazingly sensitive and sexual areas that can often be ignored or overlooked by all of us (yes, even those who own the bits on their own body). Actually a part of Tantra, the lingham massage is designed to awaken your chakras (most importantly your Kundalini Chakra) and create focus, learning and understanding of one's sexual self. With practice and time men can begin to achieve multiple non ejaculation orgasms and really learn to love and indulge their own erotic selves.

Yoni Massage

Like a lingham massage, the yoni massage is a key part of Tantric eroticism, however this one focuses on the vagina and all the areas around that and doesn't necessarily involve orgasms... Well not directly or deliberately anyway. 

Yoni is an ancient Sanskrit word that means vulva and almost directly translates to "sacred portal" and a yoni massage is designed to relax, strengthen, and create sensation and feeling in the area. Using different touch, pressure and breathing techniques a yoni massage is almost like preparation or training for a vagina to enjoy and immerse itself in sex, sexual feelings, and sexual pleasure. It can be a great technique for women who have experienced painful, numb, or traumatic sex to learn how to find themselves and their sexual selves again (or for the first time) without shame or negativity. 

Tantric Massage

Unlike the yoni or lingham massage a tantric massage isn't necessarily sexual in any way, and yet is an all encompassing massage that can often be construed as sexual because of its intimacy, breathing, and the overall feelings and sensations that can come from it. Focusing on the body's chakra points, a tantric massage looks at the body as energy and light, and as part of the spirit and universe and our connections to it all, and is designed to give the receiver an overall sense of well-being and relaxation from mind to body to soul.

Kundalini Massage 

For the most part, and on the surface, a kundalini massage and a tantric massage are very similar. Probably the biggest distinction between the two is the intent, with tantric massage focusing on energy and light for sexual and spiritual connection and release, and kundalini using energy and light for a more technical all over body work massage and release. Both focus on the chakras and body's energy and both can be incredibly satisfying for inner peace and tranquillity, it's just that one is a little bit "sexier" than the other.

Rub and Tug

Often provided in brothels and "backyard" massage parlous, a rub and tug is a pretty standard basic oiled massage with a hand job afterwards. While there is a school of thought that any "Asian" massage parlour will provide this, that is actually a pretty gross racist stereotype and if you go into a Thai or Chinese massage parlour and whip your bits out without making sure it's that sort of establishment, you could well find yourself being arrested for sexual assault. Please do your research and ask the right questions before you go in assuming, and end up ruining some poor massage therapist's day. It's not like there will be a shortage of rub and tug providers in your area.

Prostate Massage

Sometimes known as "milking", this type of massage is done internally via the anus and focuses on the prostate, otherwise known as the male G-Spot. While often done for medical purposes, this incredibly pleasurable act is definitely getting noticed by the men (and trans women) of the world as far more than just something to keep the area healthy (which it also does!) Using either a finger or specific prostate or anal toy to stimulate the area, the goal is to apply pressure to the prostate, which in turn can create extreme erotic feelings and enjoyment for the prostate owner. It can be a brilliant way to enjoy orgasmic pleasure without ejaculation, or can be combined with ejaculation to turn a regular orgasm into an event you're unlikely to forget too quickly. 

Soapy Massage

A soapy massage is very similar to a Nuru massage, and has very similar origins (avoiding sex work persecution laws).  Developed in Thailand, this is a service offered in an establishment very like (or even exactly like) a brothel, where the provider gets you all wet and soapy and washed and clean, and then proceeds to cover her own body with soapy, slippery goodness and rub it all over you. Or of course you can indulge with your playmates as there is very little technique required. They can be incredibly intimate and hilariously fun at the same time, while getting you clean and shiny and smelling lovely! 

Boob Massage

Often accompanied by a titty fuck, a boob massage is exactly what it sounds like. Oiled up, slippery boobs in which you can play and rub and squeeze and, yes, slip your penis between to have boob sex! Fun and flirty, and creating incredible pleasure for the penis, a tit-fuck boob massage is definitely a great way to spend an afternoon's relaxation time.

If you are booking a massage always remember that a massage therapist is a professional and to treat them with the same respect you would treat any service provider. Do your research and make sure they offer what you want, because at best you will look foolish if you go asking for services they don't provide, and at worse, you could actually be charged with some form of assault. So whether it's a five minute rub and tug on your lunch break or a full on three hour tantric prostate massage with a lingham twist, be polite, be kind, and never ask for a discount. 

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  robthebuilder68

  More than a month ago

  If only they could be claimed back on my health insurance…

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  Annandalesparky

  More than a month ago

  I absolutely love an erotic massage, both giving and receiving. I have a favourite place near me I visit every few weeks, and I would say it’s possibly better than sex!

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  bestperson

  More than a month ago

  Also the reason there are more massage parlours around is brothel and swingers clubs and high class hotels all have to pay bed tax it used to be around 30k i dont know what it is now massage parlours dont have beds so they are cheaper

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  Joshua362

  More than a month ago

  Listen oil n ur woman lien on the bed with her legs up rub it on the leg up and down slow if u want me to finish it then hit me up

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