This Emoji is destined to become the standard reply to unsolicited dick pics
An emoji is the contemporary way to liven up a message, express our moods, and quickly reply to a dozen messages with a single symbol. We love them! So we were very excited that Emojipedia have unveiled new emojis which are due to be released later this year. But it’s one little emoji that has tongues wagging and the internet buzzing.
Although it may just look like a hand which is pinching something we all know it’s the universal gesture for something small and in particular a shaming gesture used to indicate something small below the belt.
So we’re confident that no one is planning on using this emoji to convey a pinch and it’s destined to become bigger than the eggplant (pardon the pun) when it comes to sexting and specifically replying to unsolicited dick pics.
Body shaming aside, because it’s really not about the size, it’s about the lack of consent and women not wanting to respond because, well, some men will take any response as a positive. This emoji will quickly convey that you’re not interested.
So let’s look at some of the funniest responses on Twitter.
Apple may call their new #emoji a 'PINCH', but women everywhere know it's the 'INCH'. 😂🤣 This one will be in my constant rotation. 🔎👀 pic.twitter.com/bhuoaI5PLo
— Cσllєєη DєƮrσiχ ♣ (@colleendetroit) February 8, 2019
FINALLY a small dick emoji https://t.co/TTvzP609Xv
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) February 5, 2019
The first thing I thought of when I saw the 'pinching hand' emoji was Ross from Friends 😂. It just needs to be the full hand to make it even better - could 'quiet hand' emoji be a thing? @DavidSchwimmer #emoji12 pic.twitter.com/mMjjPvfuYR
— Krissy Semonella (@KrissySemonella) February 8, 2019
Lmaooo, the new pinching hand #emoji will solely be used for unsolicited dick pics pic.twitter.com/VaIJsMgCep
— the real chun li (@lifeofcarey) February 6, 2019
It's over for us men
— Afro Smash (@TheAfroSmash) February 5, 2019
Any argument with a woman they just reply with this and we've lost https://t.co/uY8YBqtNQg
Excited for the "pinching hand" emoji #emoji12 pic.twitter.com/xd3mQnH9ah
— PGAG (@PGAG_PH) February 6, 2019
Ladies are gonna abuse this emoji, if y'all know what I'm talking about. https://t.co/48SZS2dXlI
— [L]e[S]e[D]i (@_Hybreed_) February 5, 2019
So cute that they are calling this emoji "pinching hand" instead of "tiny cock" or the full name: "omg, you call that a cock?!?! it is so SMALL" https://t.co/fVSpZu70vC
— Fєммє Fαтαℓє (@GoddessSue) February 6, 2019
girl group chats about to get 50% more savage https://t.co/UPp7QTgtXI
— dom luszczyszyn 👀 (@domluszczyszyn) February 5, 2019
Likes & Comments
Comments (33)
mmw4nt1ngmm
agoodsoul
Funwithme181
parrikeet
Itsallinfun22
KinkyGirl101
Darkstud
tastetester61
Leolady727
MissThatTouch
tastetester61
MissThatTouch
NY8888
tastetester61
freogirl66
parrikeet
MrFit71
Leolady727
parrikeet
KinkyGirl101
parrikeet
KinkyGirl101
parrikeet
mmw4nt1ngmm
NightHowl
KinkyGirl101
NightHowl
triXXXi66
SusanGKing
Thedadbod
dustyangel1
freogirl66
MandyM73