The best Twitter comebacks in response to unsolicited dick pics
If you're a woman the chances are you've been sent a dick pic. In fact recent stats say 40% of women have been sent unsolicited explicit material.
Anecdotal evidence reveals that the motivation for men to send a dick pic varies but a few common reasons are:
- Validation,
- Insecurity about their bodies and looking for positive comments,
- The conversation (or texting) is lulling,
- The thrill of taking the pic and imagining the sexual connection,
- It’s a numbers game, a small percentage of women are going to say yes and hook up with me.
The humble dick pic is still a topic which arises daily on Twitter (yes pun intended) and here are some of our favourite tweets on the topic.
When a woman agrees to accept your dick pic, never forget that it's her doing you a favor. She owes you nothing.
— Jervis Bi Cocked (@jerviscocked) June 6, 2017
If you really want her attention, stimulate her mind with your magnificent thought penis.
— Elena Lifewaster Jr. (@elunatyk) January 22, 2019
Is your dick a chocolate cake? No? Then I don't want to see it.
— Meggy the Magnificent (@meghaffer) January 27, 2019
I don't get nearly as many unsolicited dick pics as y'all promised I would
— JJ Ross (@JJRossReaders) January 21, 2019
*Twitter First World Problems
Guys! You didn’t know? Dick pics are so 2018! You wanna get a girl excited in 2019? Put on your best suit. #unsolicitedsuitpics
— BooBoo Kitty 👄 (@BrienneTarth6) January 12, 2019
If you own a penis then definitely check out our blog posts Don't Be A Dick With Dick Pics! and 10 Photos Guaranteed to Impress Her More than a Dick Pic
But dick owners beware, according to Twitter dick pics are so 2018! Nut videos are the new black!
Comments (26)
Caringredhead7
More than a month agoIf I'm attempting to get to know a person to see if we connect, the last thing I expect is a dic pic....that comes later....at my choosing
morehorniea
More than a month agoI send back a photo of a cat - if they have a sense of humour we keep talking if they get agro they get blocked
Logophile
More than a month agoI was subjected to a chain of vitriol when I politely told an AMM member I didn’t think we were suited after he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on another platform!
I get people are into it but it can be controversial so check first! And don’t be horrid if you’re rebuffed.
Wish I could name and shame but I’m taking the high road while he’s sitting around with penis in his hand waiting for photographic opportunities.
cowgaluvoldrmen
More than a month agoLol I’m not on Twitter
But there plenty of dick pics here , some nice some not
Do like a decent neat pic thou or a nice video but there is plenty of porn now days ! I just say if it’s only thick n big lol than send me a photo , amazing how many don’t reply
SweetestSins
More than a month agoReceiving unsolicited dick pics is the same as when my cat brings me a dead mouse, I can see he’s proud.... but I’m not touching it! ;)
Account Closed
More than a month agoHaha brilliant
Steve0112
More than a month agoA brilliant anology..well done :)
LadyDragon
More than a month agoHilarious! Not the unsolicited dicks, but:
"Oh, you have a huge dick? Awesome. I have frosted sugar cookies. Guess which one I’m putting in my mouth?"
Ha! Also, those guys with JUST dick pix in their on-site profiles... we all KNOW guys have dicks (well, most of them) and SOME get great erections, but THATS NOT ALL most women want. It's the mind & body, or support system for the cock that's most important (to most women, I'd think). If we want validation your cock rises to the occasion, we'll ask, or tease it a little to see if it spits (the dummy).
Ifuwannadome
More than a month agoHate hate hate they piss me off and are instantly a bye bye sorry but all guys have one and it means nothing to me
shortnfeisty
More than a month agoI am so over the Dicki on any site & what is men thinking behind it, is that the only attractive feature they have? Or do they think that I will show it & us being wimmen will be drawn to it because it big they are in with a chance .......... Um not for me thanks I just delete and move & indeed they ( men ) when you ask to see a face shot you get sent a dick pick SERIOUSLY did i ask that. What part face shot dont u understand what is your dick attached to your face?
01silverfox
More than a month agoYou could say that they are dickheads lol.
bouncingsoulism
More than a month agoI love twitter. I have never had a dick pic sent to me. I've never asked for one either. I read one lady who replies "why are you sending me a photo of a child's dick ?"
Even on here, men drop their dacks (you can see their dirty floor/or trousers & undies), the loo in the background or even are on the loo or beside a BO spray can when they take a snap. Zero thought into a pic, that a man hope attracts getting laid.....
I do love dicks. But I love the mystery of discovering cocks in real life far more exciting. I find alluring pics far sexier.
I know some people who love dick or pussy pics- unsolicited. Cool, it's all about what turns you on.
Owners and viewers choice.
barkly48
More than a month agoIt must be my age, but I think its a good thing I'm not a twitterer... At least I don't have to worry if she wants to see it or not...!! Besides, isn't it better to let her see it first, for real?
ManBrainD
More than a month agolol my wife and friends are planning to do a podcast episode all about dick pics. i'll ask her to give this article a shout-out. thanks!
AMM.Editor
More than a month agoAwesome! Let us know when it's going to air so we can give you a shout out on Twitter. Dick pics is a topic close to our hearts ... um well a little lower actually.
KinkyGirl101
More than a month agoLOL
6delights9
More than a month agoNo different to woman having pictures of there waxed / shaved / hairy pussy on display
KinkyGirl101
More than a month agoit's talking about unsolicited pics not photos here. How many women randomly send pussy pics to men they don't know?
glorycouple
More than a month agoNot enough lol
KinkyDude50
More than a month agoFor every dick pic article, there's a dude with a dick pic profile photo who seems to disagree with it
Account Closed
More than a month agoKinkycouple. and usually a particularity unattractive dick ;-)
Heavenly75
More than a month agoBest response would have to be this video on YouTube called Dickpicito (to the tune of Despacito).
AMM.Editor
More than a month agoI agree, that's hilarious. We shared it on our Facebook page a few months ago.
Account Closed
More than a month agoThe best one I've seen is a youtube video by Scottish comedian Gary Meikle - 'Quit with the dick pics'...."its like my cat bringing home a dead bird" "you're strangling the poor thing".....its hilarious!
xFunlovingx
More than a month agoThere was a public announcement video made a few years back that was hilarious.
Darkstud
More than a month agoConnections start with eye to eye contact first rather than going straight down under into the pants