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  MandyMaree22

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  I’ve been told several times one should be made based on my pussy ;),

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  BBear101

  64M QLD,

   AU

  Pity they don't have a sizing chart? Or do they? Thrown 2 mail order ones away because I couldn't fit. I didn't think I was anything but average.

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    HOSTINGSUCKA

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    Buy in person at your local Adult Shop. Definitely the better way. I got both mine from an Adult Shop and I asked a tonne of questions. Store Owner was extremely knowledgeable and had some on display. Both had to be ordered and were delivered to my door.

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    Satinlover1978

    46M Greenway, ACT,

     AU

    Agree with Hostingsucka on buying in person and/or reading the reviews online - not just the ones on the site you're purchasing from either, but as many as possible independent from there as well. Was about to drop some big dollars on a machine similar to a hismith but found independant reviews almost all of which were not positive for this particular company. Glad I did my research there. Also check out videos online for whatever toy you're planning to get (most porn sites will have these) as they will tell you a lot about sizes, functions, sensations to expect and so on.

    As an aside, I've had a few sessions with the Keon now and omg, it's the best thing I've ever bought!! Also sync's with selected porn vids so you can watch, hear and now feel what's happening on screen. It truly is amazing!

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  bob1205

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  I don't spend my money at expensive sleeves

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    AMM.Editor

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    And no one is saying that you have to! But as with everything in life you do get what you pay for. You can see there are 2 comments from members who purchased the Kiiroo Keon which is an upmarket model and @we_want_fun says it's the best thing he's ever bought. The Lovehoney link has sleeves for AU$20 so the price of 2 glasses of wine or 5 coffees in Sydney that will give hours of pleasure. The whole point of the article is educational - giving you the benefits of trying something which some men might not have considered.

    From previous comments you don't seem impressed by the blog articles which, keep in mind, are topics which members have requested as indeed this one was. If there is a subject you would like our sexperts to write about use the "Suggest" button to let us know if there is something which would be of more interest to you.

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  HOSTINGSUCKA

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  My best advice is to shop around and read the reviews on any item you are thinking of buying. Some of these masterbation sleeves cost into the 100s of dollars and give no more of a sensation as if you spanked one out with your own hand (which you can do at no cost at all).

  Also consider just using lube. There are some great new lubes out there and they are a fraction of the cost of buying a sleeve.

  I have two sleeves, but as another commentor said, I still use just the hand from time to time as well.

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  Goingforth2020

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  Whilst I don’t believe I am envious of a man’s penis. Whoever designed it no doubt was a fucking genius,

  If truth be told I’m at the mercy of my lovers unabashed erection

  Putting it simply, l adore perving on Percy when he is standing at full attention

  So proud and bold it is truly masterpiece to behold

  This delightful erotic visual feast send shivers and quivers way down to my feet

  It’s rumoured this quirk of nature first began in the Garden of Eden. when Adam’s hard on was discreetly hidden

  But it’s a scientific fact that evolution decreed we inherited the horny genes in our D.N.A.

  So, blokes next time you have a desire to play with your horn, your boner, your pork sausage, your beef bayonet,

  your weapon, your python, your rammer, your slammer, or your Major Nelson Don’t delay! Because you are honouring your primal urge to slay the dragon. But, if you fail to regularly pay homage to your ‘Erecticum’

  Soon life will become rather mediocre, and humdrum

  But alas, if you happen to be out and about when you’re boning up, and have an itch to scruff the ferret,pease endeavour to control your randy impulse, and just grin and bear it. Because although jerking off, is hard wired in your genes unfortunately decorum deems that you must not indulge your need to wank just yet.

  Instead I suggest, distraction is your best bet.

  For example you could count backwards from one hundred.

  Or simply think of something that fills you with dread.

  Actually I have heard of a bloke who tried standing on his head.

  In an effort to direct the blood flow away from his erection

  But, I understand if you have objections to this suggestion.

  So instead I recommend the following measures should be implemented without delay.

  Because if left unchecked, your basic carnal instinct will be too hard keep at bay

  And although choking the chicken is natures cure for your horn

  to self pleasure in public is against the law I need to warn

  So I suggest try Hydro therapy, as a quick fix, and hopefully that should do the trick. but the water must not be too hot or too cold. Rather lukewarm is best I have been told.

  Then in less than a jiffy that should quell the beast.

  Or, at the very least,

  It will tame your stiffy for a while. However it’s best not to be too complacent or go into denial.

  And, if the water therapy trick Fails to quieten your prancing prowling prick.

  No need to get into a tis.

  It is what it is.

  Remain astute, and patiently wait. ?Trusting that in the fullness of time your full salute will eventually abate.

  But, if you fear your fat is reeving up a notch or two to another gear,

  (And although it may sound queer try jogging up and down on the spot, and see if that works.)

  Nevertheless, as that option is mostly for the galahs, wowsers,

  and total berks.

  I rather think it’s better by far to never let a chance go by.

  Because when your libido is high. It’s best to go with the flow.

  So if no other option is available for you in an emergency hiding behind a bush will have to do.

  Then quickly drop your trousers below your knees.

  And let your Roger loose to swing in the breeze Free to do as he darn well pleases.

  But wait! before you give your snake in the trousers a much-needed loving squeeze

  If you really, really, really! do care.

  I implore pretty please, play fair, And first let your Percy strut like a Peacock, displaying his glorious glistening crown.

  Because the healing qualities of fresh air is a fact that’s well renown.

  Now, next turn down the volume on any negative natter and a smile will quickly erase your frown,

  Because finally you are taking matters in hand And as I promised you will soon be feeling mighty grand

  But first a gentle reminder that

  Choking the ferret is healthy for you.

  So, this is what I suggest you do ?Step one......To enhance your jerking off fun your imagination will need a boost. Therefore some porn will no doubt help you cut loose.

  Next wrap Mrs Palmer and her five daughters around your shaft. No! Not like that! Are you daft? ?Gently and with reverence works best,

  And use warm coconut oil, because it has passed the test.

  Not only is it edible, but it is also soft, and smooth like silk,

  And before long you will be squirting your delicious milk.

  So, have a towel or two nearby.

  Cause one never knows where the cum may fly. (Such a pity, and a waste, That I am not available for the taste.)

  l kid you not feasting on the ‘Nectar of the Gods’ is second to none.

  It almost brings me undone.

  Cause I have an addiction I need to feed,

  And confess it’s been diagnosed as ‘Cock sucking greed.’

  So, this incorrigible,but wise crone

  Is hoping my affliction you will condone)

  But sorry I side tracked so I beg your pardon;

  Now back to you and your hard on,

  That’s commonly known as an erection.

  Here are my final instructions.?Whilst it’s fun on your own,

  It’s even better if you hunt-the-salami with your lover.

  But please don’t play with your John Thomas under cover.

  Instead take your time, and let the full glory of your magnificent beast,

  Make you feel sublime giving you a visual erotic feast.

  And last, but not least.

  Remember to pay attention to your feet.

  Why they are so neglected has me beat.

  Just imagine ten twinkle toes

  Caressing your proud Peacock as it grows?

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  Mr22cm

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  I have an elsa jean sleeve, its fantasic. Much better than a hand although do go back to ms palmer everynow and then.

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  Satinlover1978

  46M Greenway, ACT,

   AU

  Recently bought the Keon myself and it just arrived this morning, so excited to try it out! Have used other manual strokers before and can attest that some feel absolutely amazing! Takes 'having a wank'to a whole other level, highly recommend them!

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  we_want_fun

  43M Warragul, VIC,

   AU

  I've got the kiroo keon and it's the best thing I've ever bought

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