5 Lies Porn Perpetuates About Girl on Girl Sex
Amie Wee
on 14 September 2019
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Watch your average run of the mill girl-on-girl porno scene and you’d be forgiven for thinking that all lesbians are young, have long cervix-piercing acrylic nails and can’t get enough of scissoring. While there’s actually a lot of really hot, authentic girl on girl porn out there on the interwebs, much of the mainstream two girl fantasy stuff has been filmed with the male gaze in mind. The result is porn that’s more performative and not really representative of what goes down between two girls (excuse the pun). As a full time gay who watches a lot of smut, here’s 5 things I think porn gets wrong about girl on girl sex.
We have really boring sex
Watch any lesbo porno and you’d be forgiven for thinking that girl on girl sex follows a very specific script. While there’s exception to the rule, a lot of girl sex porn that’s been directed by men is very formulaic and incredibly unimaginative. The porno protagonists are usually cast as curious cheerleaders, bisexual babysitters, slumber party pillow fights that turn lesbian (I wish this was a thing that happened) and the pre-lude to the entrance of the pizza boy. The sex that follows tends to follow a script of: women kiss (rarely proper pashing, usually a lot of tongues fighting mid air); women rub each others clits or use vibrators externally (for some reason there seems to be a criminal amount of use of those long, thin vibrators made of hard plastic that look like they’ve come out of an adult shop bargain bin); then there’s a little bit of oral (the focus is less on pleasure and more on the camera man getting quality pussy footage, so you’ll generally see the giver licking the side of a vulva, or the inner thigh in extreme cases, so as to not obstruct the view); then there’s some dildo penetration, then some more awkward cunnilingus (these days there is more ass licking than pussy licking), then an orgasm (generally a mutual orgasm).
The reality is that girl sex can include all or none of these activities, but mainstream porn tends to be obsessed with mimicking straight sex… but with two women (it’s all about the use of multiple positions and penetration). What lacks is the passion and imagination that really comes with hot woman on woman action.
We only fuck people who look like us
The second myth is that girls who are into girls only fuck girls of the same age, ethnicity, body type and a similar aesthetic. The only time this tends to vary is with another popular girl sex porn trope, which is the “cougar and cub” fantasy, which involves a predatory older “cougar” and a younger “cub”. The relationship between the two is always along the lines of babysitter, stepdaughter or the boyfriend’s mum.
I find this trope hilarious as I’m not my own type. I don’t want to fuck my mirror image. I’d find it a bit narcissistic if I was hunting out my doppelgangers to fuck to be honest. There’s beauty in variety!
Scissoring is our favourite sex position
Scissoring, tribbing, grinding vulvas… I find it hard not to roll my eyes when there’s a token scissoring scene in a girl on girl porn. Don’t get me wrong, I have seen scenes where the chemistry is wild and watching two women smash their genitals together to orgasm is extremely hot. But the reality of anyone who’s actually tried to scissor is that it’s a surprisingly acrobatic move. The one time I tried to grind my bits against another woman’s bits I got a cramp so deep in my left arse cheek that I nearly fell off the bed. Hardly erotic.
In theory, scissoring is hot and looks good on camera, but the reality is that there’s a lot simpler, more effective (and less dangerous) ways to give and receive clitoral stimulation.
We all have long fingernails
Before you long nailed queer beauties attack me, I know it’s possible to get fingerbanged with long nails and not have your cervix speared when done by an expert. However, the cringe factor is high when watching porn because the nails are always extremely long and tend to be pushed into very dry buttholes. It just gives those of you who have enjoyable acrylic nail sex a bad reputation.
It all ends with a penis
Quite often I’ll start watching a girl on girl porno and it starts off very promising. Two or more beauties start to undress and explore each other’s bodies with their hands and mouths… clothing is peeled back and naked flesh is revealed… hands and mouths wander the gorgeous girl on girl nude landscape… and then BOOM, out of nowhere, a giant, erect penis with aggressively throbbing veins bobs into the shot. Surprisingly, the women are never horrified. No one screams, “Who is this naked, erect man and why is he about to literally insert himself into our Sapphic scene?!”. Apparently, no context is needed – it’s expected that a man would step in cock first. Clearly, the fantasy that girl on girl action is merely foreplay before a penis showing up is an ideology aimed at men wanting to enjoy girl on girl action, but believe it or not, a guy showing up halfway during a queer romp is actually exceedingly rare.
The reality is, anyone who’s ever had great girl on girl sex knows that you don’t always need a man to be satisfied. If two babes want some penetration – well that’s why god invented dildos and strapons, right? It all plays into the belief that girl on girl sex “doesn’t count”. But the thing is, sex is sex when two or more people consent to do it.
These terrible stereotypes aside, there is some incredibly hot girl on girl porn out there – finding it is the tricky part. If you want great girl porn, start by seeking out queer directors, creators and performers so that you can follow their work. Hunt around for sites that cater to the queer community. Specifically, check out the back catalogue of Crash Pad Series – a San Francisco operation that’s known for including a diverse range of queer people and genuine couples in their playful and unscripted scenes.
If you still can’t find any great girl on girl porn that floats your boat… be the porn you want to see in the world and make your own.
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