Would anyone like a dick latte?

Adult Match Maker on 29 July 2018 12 comments

Montage of the coffee art created by @dicklatte

Images kindly used with permission from @dicklatte

Who doesn’t love their morning coffee! I have a tshirt which says “no coffee, no talkie”. And your barista can put a smile on your face with a beautifully crafted design that looks too good to drink.

But did you know that dick lattes are a thing?

Yep there’s a barista combining coffee and dick pics! This talented coffee loving Instagrammer is guaranteed to put a smile on your face with his unique frothy creations.

The creator told BuzzFeed that he was teaching himself latte art through YouTube tutorials when fate stepped in: “I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening. Finally, I just took the extra milk foam and poured some balls, added a few details with the tip of my thermometer, and called it a dick latte."

We do have a couple of questions. Firstly, would you drink a dick latte? What would you do if your barista handed you a dick latte – I mean it is an invitation? Was it a hump day coffee special? And is it ok for a male barista to make one for a straight male customer? So many questions!!

The anonymous barista is yet to reveal his identity as he says, "I feared my family and friends would label me an immature pervert who's too easily amused. Which I am, of course!" But with over 87k Instagram followers @dicklatte is the perfect way to combine our favourite morning activities! Coffee, cock and a smile on our face.

Make sure you follow @dicklatte on Instagram for your morning coffee shot.

Right, time for a coffee!

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Comments (12)

DeliciousEva

48F Reservoir, VIC,

AU

Haha
I actually would.
I hope someone makes vulva ones soon too!

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- AMM.Editor
  
  Staff Account
  
  He's tried to do vulvas but they require a lot more technique. Just like sex really *wink*
  
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- DeliciousEva
  
  48F Reservoir, VIC,
  
  AU
  
  Haha.
  Of course they are...
  This is why a woman needs to make them.
  :)
  (not me. I'm shit at making pictures on coffee)
  
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- chesswiseagain
  
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  If they made a vulva one, I would love to lick it off !!!!!
  
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- LaughAnytime
  
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  Oooohh Eva I Lurve the way you think mmmmmm
  
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- Lexecutie
  
  37T NSW,
  
  AU
  
  My coffee machine makes vulva coffees almost every time and I have burnt my tongue more than once ;P
  
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KinkyGirl101

50F QLD,

AU

I follow this guy on Instagram. Love it!

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farmerjoes80

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That's gold ;-)

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Zamboon

66M Bridgeman Downs, QLD,

AU

Loads of cream and foam cumming out of the vulva art please ....but no I don’t think I’d enjoy drinking the pointy end of a dick latte ....

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Mickh

62M Wulagi, NT,

AU

While I think sharing dick pictures in coffee is great I believe that it must be accepted first. I was recently shown a picture of a cuupa with a dick pic that was served to a very good friend. She was part of a group of ladies that ordered coffee. She was the only one to receive a dick coffe, while she is a very acceptable lady I find it disgusting that the coffee people think it is okay to be extremely rude to find this type of behaviour to e acceptable.

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- DeliciousEva
  
  48F Reservoir, VIC,
  
  AU
  
  Yes.
  Well put. I agree.
  I wouldn't want it given to me without asking. I'd feel it would be done as a creepy joke that way for the reaction of disgust and offence rather than the silly fun of ordering it yourself.
  
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cowgaluvoldrmen

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I think that’s funny but a lot would be offended
Who cares it’s a foamy pic after 3 mouthfuls whose gonna know
I guess if it’s approved by the customer that’s fine but always ask first ! Not shove it under someone’s nose without asking

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