Vajazzle your Christmas Tree with Vaginaments

Vaginaments handmade by Feltmelons hanging as Christmas ornaments

Whether you own a vagina or love vaginas, we had to share these adorable Vaginaments© that we discovered. If you’re tired of tinsel then we can’t think of a more appropriate way to deck your halls this Christmas.

Each Vaginament© is a unique, hand crafted design which is then lovingly embroidered. Designer Suzanne McAleenan says that “each one is sewn by hand, so no two are alike, just like in the real world!”  Bits pucker and dimple slightly so every item is unique! They feature a Christmas bell clitoris and come with snowflake pubes (or not for those who prefer the Brazilian look).

 “Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament© gets her wings!”

Feltmelons are based in Canada but their lovingly handmade vulva baubles can be purchased online

 

A photo posted by Suzanne McAleenan (@feltmelons) on

 

A photo posted by Suzanne McAleenan (@feltmelons) on

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  • KinkyGirl101

    KinkyGirl101

    More than a month ago

    How cute! I can see my partner playing with that bell everytime he goes past the tree lol

    Reply
  • Tailgunner77

    Tailgunner77

    More than a month ago

    Deck the Halls and your loungeroom Christmas tree with vaginas? The kiddies will love them.
    What a time to be alive.
    Sheesh.

    Reply
  • trusted8

    trusted8

    More than a month ago

    The only thing that would make these better would be if they were able to be eaten or made into an "all day sucker"on a stick.

    • Titianslady

      Account Closed

      More than a month ago

      Hhhhmmmm talking about a sucker Where's the cock ones or at least the balls.?

    Reply
  • Leolady727

    Leolady727

    More than a month ago

    Cute but, of course, these are VULVAS, not vaginas!

    • AMM.Editor

      AMM.Editor

      More than a month ago

      We realise that but it's the name they've trademarked and as Suz was kind enough to allow us to share we respect that. You will notice we used vulva in the last line.

    • LisaJohn4u

      Account Closed

      More than a month ago

      Vulvaments

    • DeliciousEva

      DeliciousEva

      More than a month ago

      Technically they're cunts. All encompassing. Vulva, labia, vagina and clitoris.
      :)

      But whatever you call them... They're just fabulous!

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