Is blowjob one word or two?
Want a laugh? Read our fave tweets and replies to the age old question, “Is blowjob one word or two?”
Is it "blowjob" one word or "blow job" two words?
— denise (@Stellacopter) October 15, 2012
God I hate writing thank you cards.
@StellaRtwot @mellimelle the note is really not necessary, it was a lovely tupperware party. Everyone still raves.
— Clitorissimo (@MicQueue) October 16, 2012
@Stellacopter @BabetteJones I wrote it as two words on my resume. I hope that's right, because I'd hate to blow an interview over it.
— Mary, quite contrary (@MJContrary) August 14, 2015
@StellaRtwot for sure oral sex is two words :) or "having your cock fill my mouth" will work too :)
— SilverC (@silversea44) December 11, 2012
@StellaRtwot My other half @floggermeister said it must be one word, cos he can't string two together afterwards ;)
— 💬 (@Syn0nymph) December 28, 2012
@StellaRtwot it's the first one only separate the words if its a job application.
— Jade (@jadekittie) February 8, 2013
I'm really glad I spent 100k on a degree so one day I could Google if blowjob is one word or two. 😕
— Phoenix Grace (@jessika_grace) March 22, 2020
Hahaha! @psychicken & I shout these questions across the house to each other all the time! "Hey, is blow job one word or two"!? ""Would you spell it come or cum if it's a formal instructional article"? #IFeelYourPain!
— Sunny Megatron | Sexologist & Kink Educator (@SunnyMegatron) October 17, 2018
Hahaha... OMG, I have a friend who got an extra job proof-reading erotica books. She texted me one day, "Is blow job one word or two?"
— HarloweWilcox (@HarloweWilcox) April 5, 2018
Valentine's day cards can be so problematic to write.
— Kyle Stone (18+) (@thekylestone) February 12, 2018
I can never remember if "camel toe" is one word or two... And what about "blow job"?😄😄😄
Is your mouth full or empty when you say it ?
— James (@JamesBl16561846) December 20, 2022
1 word if full
2 if empty
Me: *googling* "What's the Z-score for a 90% confidence interval on a normal probability distribution?"
— TheBrattyCat (@the_bratty_cat) June 1, 2022
Also me: *googling* "Is 'blow job' one word, or two?"
It is a noun , so it would be one word....Describing the worst blowjob I've ever had; Fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnntastic
— BrownsfanInChicago (@brownsfan204) February 5, 2022
I knew a couple in NY who were working at an office churning out erotica. Their meet-cute was when she asked him, “is blow job one word or two?” So romantic! 🤣
— Ellen's WINED & DIED IN NEW ORLEANS is out!!! (@ellenbyronla) February 8, 2023
Is it blow job or blowjob? One word or two?
— Leedle (@CheekyLee) July 6, 2017
This time, I'm making sure my dating sites profile is PERFECT!
Comments (9)
KinkyGirl101
More than a month agoIt doesn't matter if it's one word or two because you will mumble if your mouth is full at the time.
Fuckudeep129
More than a month agoYes so true, and depends on the size
Likeness1611
More than a month agoLOl Im new here I wish i could get one right now! or any time when ever!
Any sexy woman there that can help me out?
KxNKy1
More than a month agoTwo words… job does follow it for a reason. You have to put in some work
flamincrazy
More than a month agoI don't know if it's one word or two.but it's a mouthful.
Fuckudeep129
More than a month agoi could actually go a blowjob now
looking71s
More than a month agoWho cares, it can be either Blowjob, Blow Job, BJ, - I've always wanted to receive a Blowjob, Blow Job, BJ, from a lady dressed in sexy lingerie while she is enjoying a ciggi, and I'm a non smoker.
mandgee
More than a month agoEither way, it's a mouthful!
Fuckudeep129
More than a month agoone word, and one pleasurable moment